METHOD SEVEN Optical Maser Rehabilitation “He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.” Edward Bulwer-Lytton My brother was a heavy smoker, the kinda guy who lights a smoke with a smoke. One day his wife says, “I’ve been thinking …
METHOD SIX Assuasive Radical Decompressed Divergences “Then she declared loudly, “Smoke break!” and everyone’s eyes came to us,some of them shocked seeing as these days you could light up a doobie and no one would blink but if you lit up a smoke,you courted being publicly stoned to death.” – Kristen Ashley, Wild Man A.R.D.D. …
METHOD FIVEConserve Increase Relish “After some time he felt for his pipe. It was not broken, and that was something. Then he felt for his pouch, and there was some tobacco in it, and that was something more. Then he felt for matches and he could not find any at all, and that shattered his …
METHOD FOURGasconade Acquirements Publicly “Well, I’m not here to impinge on anybody else’s lifestyle. If I’m in a place where I know I’m going to harm somebody’s health or somebody asks me to please not smoke, I just go outside and smoke. But I do resent the way the nonsmoking mentality has been imposed on …
METHOD THREEEnumerate Roll & Dilute “I quit smoking in December. I’m really depressed about it. I love smoking, I love fire, I miss lighting cigarettes. I like the whole thing about it, to me it turns into the artist’s life, and now people like Bloomberg have made animals out of smokers, and they think that …
Renounce Procuring Baccy “There’s nothing quite like tobacco: it’s the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn’t deserve to live.” – Moliere Renounce Procuring Baccy or R.P.B. as it’s known in professional circles, may seem a little intimidating at first glance, and it should . I mean seriously, when was the last …
X amount of ways to quit smoking.OrLaugh your way to a smoke free life. Maybe. Written by Patrick Clermont “The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.” – Moliere “Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. know because I’ve done it a thousand times.” – Mark Twain MMM… …
Step two: If you’re slightly confused by my starting with step two, it’s probably because you haven’t read the post that goes before this one. So go back one day in time and read that one first. I won’t say you’ll be glad you did, but at least you’ll be caught up to this ADHD …
I love brainstorming. And I love all the crazy ideas people can come up with. As my old Pappy used to say, “Don’t bring me a problem without bringing me two possible solutions to go with it.” I like to say “When we think together, we do better.” So, what do we do with all …