Month: September 2018

Make me some bagels.

Bagels, I could probably just stop there. But, I won’t. Try this easy Bagel recipe and you’ll be eating in no time flat… when I say no time, I mean about an hour or so cause you have to let stuff sit and rise, but, that gives you time to clean up as it sits. Here we go…

Here’s what some people have commented:

  • “Aw man!  That was certainly the most straight-to-eating recipe yet I’ve seen on YT.  Thanks for posting!  Finished adding those ingredients to ye’ ole shopping list.”
  • “This recipe is so much simpler than all the others, thanks!
  • “Made this recipe turned out awesome! Thanks man.”
  • “made these Bagel’s to day my family loved them it took us back to New York…. Thank you for putting it out there”
  • “I find it interesting how you roll though dough out then shape it into a circle.. Most people just poke a hole in the dough ball.. Makes things a bit simpler”
  • “this is the best how-to video about bagels that I have found so far. well done, and thanks.
  • “I like your style of baking, no frills, no bullshit. You made bagels, end of story. I appreciate this recipe, gonna try soon. Thanks!

Car door won’t close?

Big saggy door on your car got you down? If you’ve got an old car with doors that seem a little hard to close, and you don’t think spending money on this old thing is worth it. We may have a quick fix for you.  Now remember this is for older cars, and for people who want a quick fix, easy fix, cheap fix, I think you get it.

Here’s what some people have commented:

  • “No car jack, pin kit,  metal grinder, allen wrench, grease, screwdrivers, just a piece of f*cking wood? This I can do, Thanks!”
  • “this is very stupid just go out and buy a new pin it costs 10 for 2 pins”
  • “OMG Thankyou for this tip, I had a door problem that was 10 times worse than the door in this video. It worked like a dream and saved me a fortune in Garage bills, Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou You are a Genius”
  • “Sounds crazy but it works. I tried it on my 94 Altima and it works great.
  • “Get your big head out of the way you l long drawn out bore.”
  • “wtf are you doin???”
  • “what size of wood for 2002 camaro?

 

Clogged bathroom sink? Unplug it with no chemicals.

Slow moving water? Your main drain and draining the way it used to? This is how to unclog a bathroom sink… no chemicals, no plunger, no problem!

Here’s what some people have commented:

  • “Haha.. I tried a million things that didn’t work. In my search for ideas I stumbled across your video. I must admit I didn’t believe it would work, but I thought I might as well try it. I was so shocked to see that it worked like a charm! It doesn’t get much more simple than that. Thank you so much! :)”
  • “IT WORKED LIKE A CHARM!! Wife poured a whole Liquid Plumber bottle that 24 hrs later was still there. So I bailed it out and used your method. First time it drained slowly so I hit it again forcefully and it cleared completely. Thanks for the easy tip netnaimo”
  • :I didn’t think it would work but it totally did! Thanks a million! This is the cheapest and easiest way to unclog a sink!”
  • “Was mildly skeptical but it worked a dang treat! Thank you kindly! 10/10”
  • yay!! It worked like a charm. Thank you sooo much for such a smart idea. Now the drain works like new again even before my husband back from work!!
  • This actually works lol I thought it was bs
  • Why does this have 41 dislikes? My sink was blocked with vomit and this worked! Thank you x
  • “wait what just happened and what did he say”

 

Forgiveness means never forgetting

“Forgive & Forget” That’s what forgiveness is all about right!? Well, I don’t think so.

When someone tells me they forgive and forget, it makes my ass twitch… and I call bullshit on that! Have you ever forgiven someone, and if so did you ever really forget it? The answer is no. Forgiveness is not about forgetting, forgiveness is about not bringing it back up. Once you forgive someone, I mean truly forgive someone, you forgo the right to bring “that thing” up again, ever. You and the other person will never forget “the thing”, that “thing” is a reminder of what you don’t want to happen again, it’s ok to remember it, it’s not ok to use it against the person you’ve forgiven.

If you decide to use “that thing” that you forgave that person against them… then you really didn’t forgive them. So, don’t forgive anyone, unless you truly mean to forgive them. This will help in future arguments.

 

Chip and Honey Toodee.