Mr. Trudeau, do you need help with revamping Student loan rules and regulations? Here’s a little advice.
Hey there Mr. Trudeau, now let’s go get things done.
You’ve got a majority… yes, that means you won.
You want to change the world, come on now and let’s go
Let’s help the kids at home, you can now don’t you know.
It’s not hard to make a change, with majority
Just pretend our kids are yours, they’re priority….
Now we could make some changes, to those student loans
Get rid of all those losses, students wouldn’t moan… (I mean they’d still moan… just a little less)
Fancy, not losing money, every single year
Students paying back their debts, I can hear them cheer.
I know just what you’re thinking, all this can’t be done.
Let me spell it out for you, do it one by one…..
(Now this is just the basics, tweet me if you want specifics)
If you didn’t know, you give all kinds of credit,
Charity, RRSP’s, child care, you get it. (NO, Ok so….)
RRSPs are deducted from your income,
You pay a little less tax that year, see how it’s done?
The government could give those, to those who repay.
Debt goes down, a little bit and they make headway…
All those kids are part of, a thing called family,
Some folks might like to help, reduce the agony.
So give them a credit, like line 349,
Charity begins at home, this should be just fine.
Make it all simple, to deduct it from our pay,
Help these kids get out of debt, don’t lead them astray.
There are things that you could do, to help kids do it right
Help the kids of Canada, don’t add to their plight.
With your majority, and all those brains at work,
Don’t dismiss this lyric as just some genius quirk…
Show us you care enough about the future Gen
Put your heart and soul at work, mostly just your pen….